What if a war was held and everyone was invited

Rebels in Fallujah Invite 'Embeds,' As Civilian Death Toll Rises:
They may not get many takers, but Iraqi insurgents in the besieged city of Fallujah on Saturday invited journalists to 'embed' with them to report their side of the war.

E&P reported Friday that the Pentagon-run embedded-journalist program has surged again, with several dozen signing on with the main U.S. Marine units outside the city.

'All media will be allowed into Fallujah to witness the crusade against Islam and see the real face of America. U.S. media will not be excluded,' said a statement by the Falluja Mujahideen Shura, which is composed of insurgent leaders, tribal chiefs, and Sunni Muslim clerics. 'We will protect and transport them to the location of the events. There will be a special building for the journalists.'